just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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