my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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