Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
sex on a bike is impossible
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