Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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