Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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