i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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