but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
where are my eyebrows?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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