You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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