what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
ttyl tear gas
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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