Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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