shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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