Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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