your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The feeling are messing with the penis
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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