i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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