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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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