do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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