she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
No more Irish car bombs ever.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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