Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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