I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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