Don't you send me to vm
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish i was in the wii world.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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