Say something about gay babies.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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