i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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