Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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