So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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