I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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