Three words: puerto rican gang bang
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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