can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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