On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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