I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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