dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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