what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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