Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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