Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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