Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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