I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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