I want to walk on stilts...naked
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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