She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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