I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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