yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
