and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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