hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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