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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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