So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
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omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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