I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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