Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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