New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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