do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You did what with his pubic hair?
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