i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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