3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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