I skipped work to stalk him.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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