Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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