i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
