last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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