There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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