Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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