with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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