Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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